Things I've Learned at O'Dark-Hundred...

If you drink a lot of liquid before bedtime, stay up way too late watching stuff you've Tivo'd, then have that morning "gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now" feeling, and to avoid fully "waking up" your eyes before the sun just to go potty you walk thru your house in the dark ... DON'T, I repeat, DON'T flip on the bathroom light as you are staring at the light fixture. Ouch. That'll hurt. Be careful out there.